SNEAK PEEK: Cathy On Kizzi Feeling Sorry For Victoria: “Bulls–t” | Below Deck Med
SNEAK PEEK: Cathy On Kizzi Feeling Sorry For Victoria: "Bulls--t" | Below Deck Med
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Lines, Apologies & Off-Boat Drama — Cleaned Scene Edit
On Deck — Line Handling
Deckhand:
I tied this line here so you don’t have to hold it tender when the guests are getting off.
Nathan:
Communication. Look — not that hard, eh?
Deckhand:
Not that hard.
Deckhand (confessional):
Nathan’s very charming, and we get along like a house on fire.
But I don’t want history to repeat itself.
Apology Moment
Crew:
I got you. Apology.
Nathan:
No — I apologize.
They nod, tension easing.
Confessional — Fear Metaphor
Crew (confessional):
You can’t jump off a cliff and not be afraid of what’s at the bottom.
It might be really, really fun…
or you might die.
Beat.
Crew:
Or worse — you don’t die.
You just feel every broken bone while you’re laying there.
Crew (deadpan):
Back break.
Beach Excursion
Guest:
That was so full-on. Such a beautiful place.
Crew:
Built in 1857.
You can see all the way down Ka Beach — it’s a major landmark.
Guest (laughing):
Help. All that sangria got me in trouble.
Laughter.
Guests Head Off
Crew:
If you want to get going, you’re welcome to.
Guest:
Sure.
Crew:
Carlin’s ready.
Crew (radio):
Hi Nathan — packing up now with the guests.
Nathan:
Happy days.
Crew:
They’ll be back in about 15 minutes.
Night Arrangements
Crew:
Is everyone coming back to sleep on the boat tonight?
Guest:
Yeah. Should we come back this afternoon?
Crew:
Have a great night off. Enjoy your evening.
Guests:
Thank you. Thank you, Captain.
Interior — Resetting the Boat
Crew:
Let’s make it look nice.
Tuck away the horses.
Crew (confessional):
I’m staying out of any drama.
I hope there’s no drama…
but you wouldn’t be this nervous if you knew there wouldn’t be.
Love Triangle Fallout
Crew (confessional):
When Kizzy kissed Max, it felt like I was running across the finish line
and she snuck up behind me.
Crew:
There’s no way she’s remotely sorry for kissing Joe.
Kizzy:
I don’t feel guilty that we kissed.
Crew:
Yeah, I know.
Kizzy:
I feel guilty that she’s going to be upset.
Crew:
I feel so bad.
Crew Return Energy
Crew (confessional):
I feel so much better after stepping off the boat.
It’s like I’ve been away all summer and it’s my first day of school again.
I want to know what went down while I was gone.
Docking — Precision Mode
Deck Crew (radio):
Deck crew, we are three minutes out. Clear to proceed.
Nathan:
Straighten the 26 meters to the dock — 10 meters on the dog.
Deckhand:
One at a time. Don’t both throw at once.
Crew:
You go first.
Crew:
Tighten up. Straight backs.
Deckhand:
Port ground line fully tense.
Nathan:
Nice work, everyone.
Theme Night Prep
Stew (confessional):
This theme? I’m excited.
Any excuse for a red lip is my kind of thing.
Stew:
Oh my god — it’s perfect. Let’s do this.
Stew:
Welcome, everyone.
Interior — Chaos Returns
Stew:
Josh, we have all the gifts.
Josh:
Thank you.
Stew (handing item):
I’m going to pass you down.
Josh:
Carry it like a baby?
Stew:
I’d be worried leaving my babies with you.
Josh:
I was joking!
End-of-Day Exhaustion
Crew:
It’s a lot of work docking a boat — all the lines, the passerelle.
Crew:
There’s so much stress in there. I just make it look fun.
Crew (checking bathroom):
I don’t think there’s any poo in here today.
Crew:
Oh my god — what a result.
Final Beat
Stew:
Why do I keep finding your wet Speedos everywhere?
Crew:
That’s his trail — he leaves it so people can sniff him out.
They laugh.
Crew:
You can start going.
Fade out.
