Kizzie Kitchener Gets Flustered By An Attractive New Guest | Below Deck Med
Kizzie Kitchener Gets Flustered By An Attractive New Guest | Below Deck Med
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Here’s a clean, tightened, episode-ready edit that sharpens the flirting, keeps the deck action clear, and lands the sailing chaos cleanly.
Athletes, Anchors & A Not-So-Smooth Sail — Clean Scene Edit
Guest Tour — Setting the Tone
Crew:
All right, so in here we’ve got the primary suite.
Guest:
Okay.
Crew:
This is life.
Crew:
And off the primary suite, you’ve got the office and gym.
(laughter)
Crew (pouring):
Little top-up.
Names & First Impressions
Crew:
What was your name again?
Guest:
David.
Crew:
And you’re David?
David:
Yes, I’m David.
Crew:
Got it.
David:
Yeah, you remember.
Docking — Smooth & Professional
Crew:
Give me one second.
Crew (radio):
All right, Captain, we’re going to start dropping our lines.
Captain:
Great. Go ahead.
Crew:
We’re up top in like 30.
Captain:
Cheers.
Crew:
I’ll do that line while you’re on.
Crew:
Max, watch my bell.
Deck:
Two meters port side. Two ground lines crossing on the board.
Crew:
Got it. I’m all set.
You guys can get the lines and fenders in — thank you very much.
Captain:
Nice work, Nathan.
Nathan:
Thank you, Captain. Good work.
Underway
Captain (radio):
All crew, ETA to anchorage is one hour.
Crew:
All right. I’ll grab the fenders.
Crew Member:
They’re legends.
Crew:
Yeah.
I reckon these guys will eat a lot.
Flirting Begins
Crew:
Hello.
Crew:
Ky — hold on, let’s start.
Crew:
Ky, where are you from?
Ky:
England.
Crew:
So now you’re just… single on boats?
Ky:
Single on boats, having a good time.
Crew (confessional):
These guys are eyeing me right now.
Crew:
And what do you do?
Ky:
I’m a professional fighter.
Crew:
Oh — professional fighter and single?
Ky:
Apparently I’m supposed to fall in love out here.
Everyone says that.
Crew:
I think you’re meant to.
Ky:
You think?
Crew:
I love athletes.
My ex wasn’t one… so David, here I come. Watch out.
Social Media Seal
Crew:
Do you have social media?
Ky:
Instagram.
Crew:
Here — I’m going to follow you.
Ky:
Deal.
Crew (confessional):
Part of me thinks I should start a kissing bingo card this season.
See how many people I can tick off.
Safety Brief — Confidence High
Crew:
Need a hand, let me know.
I trust everyone’s very athletic and able.
Guest:
Athletic and able.
Crew (laughing):
She just said my aunt.
Pre-Sail Checks
Crew:
You need a trim — got some blonde highlights coming through.
Guest:
Maybe greys.
Crew:
Nice to meet you.
Crew:
Did anyone see it before?
Guests:
Hell no.
Crew:
Okay — jackets, please.
Captain:
Are you happy?
Crew:
All good.
Captain:
No issues then, Nathan?
Nathan:
No. Happy.
Out Sailing — Chaos Creeps In
Crew:
What a busy day.
Crew:
We’re styling — look, we’re—
Crew (urgent):
Go now. Go now. All the way.
Guest:
Oh—
Crew:
Okay.
Morning Text Bombshell
Crew:
Oh, I haven’t told you — David sent me a good morning text.
Crew Member:
No, you’re lying.
Crew:
Deadly serious.
I think this guy would fall in love if I cuddled him right now.
Crew Member:
Yeah…
Crew:
I just want a cheeky patch.
Boat Energy Peaks
Crew:
Please, I don’t want to sleep in bunk beds.
(laughter)
Crew:
I’m a little obnoxious.
Crew:
Do I look nautical?
Crew Member:
You know exactly what you’re doing.
Bad Idea Alert
Guest:
Let me drive the boat.
Crew:
Hey — no, don’t do it, brother. You okay?
Crew:
Oh… it’s too late.
Things Go Sideways
Crew:
Kathy — someone’s throwing up.
Crew (confessional):
This was meant to be fun and easy.
I mean… they’re professional athletes.
Crew:
Kathy, you better call it.
Crew:
We’re probably done sailing.
Reality Check
Crew (confessional):
I take my hat off to anyone who does America’s Cup.
No wonder they’re in such good shape.
Pickup Call
Crew (radio):
Bravado, Kathy — we’re ready for pickup.
Crew:
Yeah, you’re coming.
Crew:
Ben, you feeling all right?
Ben:
We’re just waiting to be picked up by the tender.
End Beat
Sun still shining.
Egos slightly bruised.
Flirting uninterrupted.
Fade out.
